hot scott

When you stick your finger in your dickhole and say:

"Did you see that? Huh? I just stuck my whole finger in my dick hole! Aw yeah man, it feels fucking fantastic, fucking fantastic man."

Every Tuesday night, Tim liked to turn the lights down low and give himself a hot scott.

by miiiintz March 6, 2009

The Hot Scott

When your doing the misses doggie style and before you nut you shit in your hand. Before you Cum you spin her around and blow your load in her eyes temporarily blinding her. As see attempts to figure out what the fuck is going on throw your hot steaming shit in her face and watch it explode like a hand grenade! Be sure to yell “ Allahu Akbar” as the shit grenade hits her face.

For added effect consume large amounts of Mexican food before performing.

Bro Noodle totally gave his women The Hot Scott last night. Pretty sure she has PTSD now 🤷 ♂️

by The Hobbit King March 30, 2019

hot scottie

After climaxing in the vagina you then pee in the vagina

Dude I gave that bitch a hot Scottie last night and she loved it

by ader37 April 16, 2015

hot scottie tottie

After cumming in the vagina you then pee in the vagina and then have the woman stand in a pan as to let the mix pour in the pan and then she drinks it

I gave that bitch a hot Scottie and then she drank it so I screamed you just got a hot Scottie tottie ho

by ader37 April 16, 2015

Scottie Hot Box

Whereby a woman performs felatio on a kilt-clad man, particularly of Scottish decent, while hidden by his kilt like a curtain, in effect hot boxing his cock.

Lad: Hey babe want to blow on my bag pipes?

Las: Normally I would say no, but that red beard is doing it for me. I could go for a good Scottie Hot Box.

by Bucky Sue September 13, 2013

Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"

Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!

by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017

hotscott

Hotscott is a hotass fool that only got his name because nothing rhymes with jon. Hes a whipit/beerpong king; who loves hankwilliamsjr more than almost anyone. and he likes to steal cars to go to mcdonalds at three in the morning and play 64 : and steal granola bars at the wrong time.

Hotscott and Gay Rae tagteamed the amazing Hank Williams Jr. <3

by Gay Rae October 17, 2008