Hot Dog On A Stick
Hot Dog On A Stick by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003
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Hot Dog On A Stick
An extremely intensive sexual position requiring a great deal of strength, endurance, and determination. To begin, the woman inserts her pinky finger into the man's urethra (pee hole) and proceeds to hoist him above her head using only that finger. All of the man's weight should be centered on his pee hole/her pinky to experience the most stimulation. At this juncture, the man forces (forcefully) a clear, flexible tube into his buttholey, causing as much irreparable damage to his sphincter as is appropriate. By now, poop should be flowing freely through the tube and out the other end. If aimed correctly, the hot poo should fall directly onto the woman's face, blinding her instantaneously. Then both parties cum all over each other. A lot.
Ever since I hot dog on a sticked with Martha, I haven't been able to achieve satisfactory pee pee pressure!
Hot Dog On A Stick by Smoke Manmuscle July 29, 2008
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Hot dog on a stick hat
Those whack hats you see people wear at Hot Dog on a stick. You will usually see these hats at the mall because Hot dog on a stick is most commonly at the mall.
Marco: Did you see Alex at the mall the other day?
Shane: Oh yeah , he wears that Hot dog on a stick hat.
Shane: Oh yeah , he wears that Hot dog on a stick hat.
Hot dog on a stick hat by Kid_Salami February 25, 2021
Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick
A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.
Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.
The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.
(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.
The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.
(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."
Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick by Todd Jenkem July 28, 2011
Hotdog on a stick
A hotdog on a stick is when a girl puts her titties in a boys asshole. And then her nipples get really hard and then she has to have the boy cum on her nipples to make them go down.
Me: Man, I really want to have a hotdog on a stick right now.
Friend: WTF FAG FUCK YOU SPLOOGE ALL OVER MY FACE!!
Friend: WTF FAG FUCK YOU SPLOOGE ALL OVER MY FACE!!
Hotdog on a stick by Splooge Master May 27, 2008
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