(Dick was going to throw darts at a bar and Channel got involved.)
Dick: I gotta throw.
Channel:. Hey Dick, put it right in the hole!
Dick:. Like the whole fist?
Channel:. No! Like shoulder deep!
Dick:. That might be too much!
Channel:. Nah! Your just horsing around!
The act of A woman who having sex with a horse in the back of a double wide trailer while 4-6 pigs have a orgy in the corner and the farmer is jerking with mayo as lubricant to his penis while the chickens watch. The horse then becomes very erect and comes in the woman, she can not take this special pain and has to go to the hospital afterward and the doctor has to fist the woman to save her life while the nurse has and orgy with the woman's family
Mother thought I was at mass, but I was really out horseing around
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'