horizontal monkey dance

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

by Teabagger January 6, 2005

horizontal folk dancing

Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"

by Orbter January 28, 2005

Hey I heard Jackie is dating a Native American dude...do you know if they've done the Horizontal Rain Dance yet?

by The Great V August 13, 2008

Trailer park boys season 3 episode 8- Mr.lahey-"hey Barb why don't we skip line dancing class tonight and have a little horizontal line dancing".

by nativecock08 December 27, 2016

The act of banging a dame to with a condom, snickers wrapper, or any kind of protection.

I banged cindy last night, but we had to horizontal safety dance cause she done got that herp.