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Hoola Hoop Ho

A women, with an abnormally large cooter and the ability to swallow an entire XL penis (balls included) with her meatwallet.
The real talent begins when after the partner's "shit" has been engulfed in her hotbox, the Hoola Hoop Ho (HHH) begins to rotate around the male's package in a clockwise (sometimes counter-clockwise) motion
This can only be done by sluts, tramps, common street whores
"That Hoola Hoop Ho swallowed my balls" - paid lobbyist

Jeff: What the hell is a Hoola Hoop Ho?
Chris: the act of said ho sitting on your shit, and rotating her hips as if she is supporting a hoola hoop
Hoola Hoop Ho by Louie Arduini December 13, 2006
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The Hoola Hoop

When a male and a female have sex in doggystyle position and the male does the hoolahoop with his hips and simultaneously thrusts. Makes the girl cum buckets
Omg, Jeffery totally did the The Hoola Hoop to me last night, felt so good.
The Hoola Hoop by bigerman55 February 17, 2013

Hoola Hoop 

A girl who goes around and has sex with everybody. she goes round and round.
Jack: A have you heard of that girl jill
Joe: Yea shes cool bro.
Jack: Yea but shes a Hoola Hoop, she goes around screwing everyone.
Hoola Hoop by garland104675 January 10, 2010

hooli hoop 

a trick ass mark, a mark ass trick, a skeezer, a scally wag, a scally wop.... all of the above... popularized by the chappelle's show skit called, "the player hater's ball".
that hooli hoop ran off without finishing last night!
hooli hoop by Lil' J July 10, 2007

martian hoolahoop 

A dance move where you move your hips in a circular motion with hand on your head
I think the "Martian Hoolahoop" is the best dance move
martian hoolahoop by Alex uwu December 25, 2016