When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.
Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.
by SaggyNutz3 May 31, 2018
A pet name that you might call a boy/girl friend.
A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
by Koala Bears April 01, 2010
Another form of calling a sexy girl, a sweet name. Instead of calling her a typical, common name such as, baby, honey, sweetie, you call her "honey bear", because its different, uncommon and very sweet.
Word comes from the bottle of honey thats shaped like a bear, that is seen in restaurants, such as Perkins. Which can be played around with while waiting for your food.
Word comes from the bottle of honey thats shaped like a bear, that is seen in restaurants, such as Perkins. Which can be played around with while waiting for your food.
Elina: hey baby, how you doing?
Igi: mmm very good, my honey bear
Elina: awwh you are so sweet to me
Igi: mmm very good, my honey bear
Elina: awwh you are so sweet to me
by igi September 15, 2009
by honey_.bear December 19, 2021
by Coffeemakesmehappy December 10, 2004
Bear: "I'm sorry, I can't date you, you're a twink."
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"
Twink: "Oh, I didn't realize that you were one of those honey bears, happy hunting, WOOF!"
by Shaunthecub October 25, 2006
by wAsTe October 30, 2003