Holy frijole

1) An exclamation of amazement. See also holy cow and holy moly.

2) Beans that are so good they have achieved sainthood.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars!
David: Holy frijole! That's a lot of money!

2)
David: These beans are really good.
Elizabeth: These beans aren't just good, they're holy frijoles!

Holy frijole by MED August 19, 2004

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole 

1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.

1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole by MED August 19, 2004

holy frijoles! 

1. an expression of awe/reverence when bearing witness to something awe/reverence-inspiring
similar expressions:
Oh my lord!
Holy Toledo!
Jiminy Crickets!

2. an expression of awe/reverence when finding out that some Mexican beans have received a priest's blessing

3. an expression of alarm when one sees Mexican beans that have been left in the fridge too long and have gone spookily moldy, and thusly, an apt double entendre

4. a pronouncement of alarm when one's guts start to gurgle violently after eating at a Mexican fast food restaurant and the need to get to a toilet immediately is forcefully recognized; also an apt double entendre, and/or, possibly a reference to the spiritual/daemonic/food-poisoning nature of frijoles recently eaten at said Mexican fast food restaurant

1.(a) Holy frijoles! That cruise ship is huge!
(b) I went up to ask the boss for a raise and, holy frijoles(!), he asked me to sit in the executive council!

2. These are not just ordinary frijoles, my friend, the good Father has blessed them for this Thanksgiving's food drive for the poor and needy -- they are "holy frijoles!"

3. Holy frijoles(!), these frijoles look like some kid's forgotten science experiment!

4. Holy frijoles!!! I shouldn't have had so many of those reheated ground beef & bean purée tacos from __(Mexican fast food restaurant name here)__ . If I don't get my ass to a toilet right NOW I'm going to shit myself!!! Aaaaauuggggghhhh!!!!!

holy frijoles! by Burrito con Blarney September 7, 2013

Holy Frijoles

Getting down on your knees while your woman is standing up, sitting on the edge of the bed/in a chair and proceeding to l worship(holy) her clit(bean/frijole) with your tongue(&fingers,viberator,etc... )

"I'm going to worship your bean like it'sbthe second coming of Christ... I'll treat it like it's a Holy Frijole"

"I wont stop with the cunnilingus until I hear you scream 'holy frijoles!"

Holy Frijoles by CriZzLvsSkorT June 3, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016