Holy Diver

Someone who Goes down on a nun. To preform oral sex on a woman of the faith.

Yo, I was a Holy Diver last night. This nun let me go down on her.

by Dick Taint August 3, 2009

Holy Diver

When some bitch says not to say holy shit anymore so your like "OMFG HOLY DIVER" from now on.

Person 1:"Sweet Jesus that was crazy!"
Person 2: "Yeah holy diver!"

by Roy E. Munson June 16, 2008

Holy Diver

A sexual act where a guy puts his hands together like he's praying and proceeds to dive his hands into a loose vagina then prys his hands apart so he can fit his dick between them so he can fuck his hands in order to get off inside an otherwise unfuckable gaping hole .

"It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway untill I performed the Holy Diver on her"

by PartyM4rty November 2, 2018

Holy-Diver

A sexual act where the male makes the devil horn sign with his hand and inserts one finger in to the woman's vagina while inserting the other into her anus, and then proceeds to drum the beat of the DIO song "Holy Diver" on the woman's ass cheek.

This act is best done in with the female on her hands and knees with male kneeling behind her.

Friend 1: "Dude me and the girlfriend are going to try the holy-diver tonight!"

Friend 2: "Awesome! Be careful though, you don't want to be down too long in the midnight sea. Oh when you jump on the tiger make sure if you see stripes you know it's clean"

R.I.P. RONNIE JAMES DIO

by Center706 May 17, 2010