hog n jog

The act of fornicating an exceptionally large woman and leaving immediatly after.

Did you see the size of that chick Chris L. took home?

Yea he likes to hog n jog.

by brianlovesfatchicks December 31, 2007

hog n jog

To eat as much as you can at a restaurant and leave without paying.

Let's go to Stake n Shake for a hog n jog.

Girlfriend: "How are we going to pay for this meal?"
Boyfriend: "We're gonna Hog n jog babe!"

by The one and only Pino December 12, 2006