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Hobo Socks 

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.
Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"
Hobo Socks by ProTip September 8, 2011

Hobo Sock Hop 

A home less persons dance party becase they dont have enough money for shoes. They wear there hole socks get fucked up and try to convince peole ther balls are gum.
Look at those poor hobos haveing there hobo sock hop in the sewer.... lets go pull a j money and give them a old school beat down.

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Hobo Sock Hop by brandi girl-perv November 7, 2009

hobo in a gym sock 

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
hobo in a gym sock by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

Homosocksual 

Preference for both the left and right sock to be the same style and color. Homosocksuality is thought to be largely genetically determined.
James is homosocksual, he always wears two green polka-dot socks except on the weekend when he wears faded pink socks.
Homosocksual by dazzle23 October 3, 2012

Hobosock 

A sock you usually find in random public spaces (under bridges, park benches, or playgrounds) that was used as a condom by a bunch of homeless guys because they can’t afford real ones. The hobosock is usually available for free from goodwill.
Hey, what’s that under the park bench?

Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!

After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.
Hobosock by Rekivile August 3, 2018
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026