Hobbit Rock 

Hobbit Rock is term used to refer to late '60s and early-to-mid '70s prog rock, or most any music group that includes fantasy, fairy tale, medieval and related lyrics, imagery or sounds. Many songs and/or albums by Led Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, Yes, King Crimson, Rush, Gentle Giant and others. The music is characterized by rapid tempo changes, rushed flourishes, folky breaks, long solos, exuberant stage sets and costumery, and instruments such as lutes, flutes, glockenspiels, pipes and crumhorns; i.e. a perfect expression of goofy 1970s rock excesses. While technically proficient and rather endearing as a time capsule, most of the bands associated with Hobbit Rock went downhill by the 1980s and suffered from weak songwriting and regrettable production values shared by other contemporary acts, such as stereotypical '80s-era guitar and drum effects. Hobbit Rock was especially popular in Italy, and enjoyed enduring popularity with nerds and libertarians.

You hear them flutes an' sh*t? They sure play a lot of that Hobbit Rock on this station.

Hobbit Rock by Twalls March 8, 2017

Hobbit Rock 

A term I coined to define the extremely cheesy sub-genre of Heavy Metal known as Power Metal. It consists of corny lyrics that are preoccupied with meaningless crap like swords, elves, dragons, castles and anything else that one can find in a Dungeons and Dragons marathon. I do not call it Hobbit Rock out of contempt for Tolkein, which I love. I call it that because it has a nice ring to it and it is very fitting.

Me: Man, I heard this Hobbit Rock song by Rhapsody called The Emerald Sword. I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

Hobbit Rock by The Great Vafl'a September 11, 2007

Hobbit Rocket 

The act of blowing snot up a person's butthole.

Alexis gave me the worst hobbit rocket last night i had snot in my ass for an entire hour.

Hobbit Rocket by superfastjojo March 27, 2011

Hobbit rocket 

when a short and hairy penis ejaculates inside a hobbit pocket.

hey dude what's up? Nothing just gave Brandi the hobbit rocket. You're fucking gross dude

Hobbit rocket by aairving April 7, 2015

hobbitcock 

Awesome, in a small way.

Troll, your Honda Civic is totally hobbitcock!

hobbitcock by Ralf Walter August 15, 2005