Houstoned Share definition Flag When someone sends you nudes that aren't really theirs. "Bro, she just sent me her nudes!" "No way let me see!" "Lol, that's not hers man they're fake!" "Lol, you just got houstoned!" Houstoned by 16-bars January 1, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Houstoned mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch