After the act of bare back anal sex with an uncircumcised penis and finding shit under your foreskin.
I fucked Terri in the arse last night raw and when I went to clear my dick I found a sneaky hitchhiker.
by •BIGGIE• December 30, 2021
by Red Bearded Dragon January 4, 2016
A clingy, highly potent fart, with a sharp tang. The hitchhiker often appears at tense social gatherings and high protocol events, in which farting with discretion is mandatory at all times. One's cover is blown as the farter's poison spreads and clings to clothing and accessories, leaving a comet trail of scent behind or even advancing before the person in question, all but raising a flag of undeniable guilt. Winston Churchill was infamous for his "hitchhikers", and he used them shrewdly and strategically to gain leverage with diplomats and dignitaries. Some clairvoyants and mystics can actually see the fart shape or fart avatar of the hitchhiker as it follows its "host" around the room.
Also known as the ballroom blitz, cushion creeper, and theNatchez Ninja.
Also known as the ballroom blitz, cushion creeper, and theNatchez Ninja.
by mintymime February 6, 2010
When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.
Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.
by fireblitz January 23, 2011
When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".
by Mattslappy September 20, 2013
by Dr. Yapoo February 16, 2005
by Robot and ManChild February 28, 2014