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Hillbilly Rednecks 

They typically are low class uneducated drunk white men from the southern part of the united states typically missing many teeth in there mouth. Whatever teeth they do have left are damaged. They are considered by many to be "White Trash". These types of individuals always wear overalls and talk with an accent about cheap Beer, Trucks, Whisky & love watching NASCAR races. Rednecks also enjoy using Hunting Rifles & old Shotguns to kill wild angry Ali gators for a living. Its not uncommon for them to throw out turtle traps into the dirty nasty water for a "tayste" supper. They actually live near the swamps waving confederate flags. They think pork, squirrel, gravy, hot dogs, corn bread and fried ducks are a delicacy. They obviously lack morality.
"Well howdy!! How the Hell ya'll doin!? It'z Whiskey Wednesday! I'm just sittin here in mah truck cleanin mah ryfle, boutta go downn townn tah the swamps tah goo hunt sum gaterz n squirrelz. We gott this here Turtle trap ryght thare. It'z gonna make one tastay supper! I'ma Drunk White man in 'Murica! Ya'll cummin owt South!? I got'z me this here big ol' Ra'coon on tha bahrbaque... It looks lyke that good ol' Nascar'z bouta start. Them peeple on tha teevee on chanal seven are talkin bout hillbilly rednecks, turn it off Earl! I behter get me one of them ice cold budwyzerz bafor tha race"

redneck hillbilly hick 

Possibly the most horrific abomination ever to be brought upon the world. A cross between a hick, a hillbilly, and a redneck, if you can imagine such a creature. If you ever see a redneck hillbilly hick, RUN.
I've heard stories that redneck hillbilly hicks live in those mountains. I don't fully beleive it myself, but still I can't bring myself even to look in that direction anymore.

Redneck hillbilly 

A person who from birth is involved in weird things such as hunting fishing, and other wierd things like noodling and muddin'. A very funny person who likes Larry the cable guy. Great conversation people who do a lot of stupid stuff. Not the sterio type of idiotic person who does not know anyhting about the modern world relatively smart and has a decent education.
Sydney: So what did you do this weekend?
Valerie: I went muddin' and went deer hunting with my brothers.
Sydney: Your such a redneck hillbilly!

Redneck hillbilly internet 

Someone who lives in the hills with the Billy's with a redneck with satellite internet.
Dammit dragon you got redneck hillbilly internet, quit complaining you smelly fuck.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026