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High Maintenance Women 

Self-Centered, Needy, and always needing to look good to others.
A women that's been married a few times. Are very sue minded towards men in court, regarding alimony and/or child support or both. They have the Jekyl and hyde syndrome... They use men strictly for money. The wealthy ones they like, whether the man is good looking or not.
High maintenance women are extremely needy

high maintenance women 

Women that r more concerned about their exterior looks.
The type you'll see with ugly older men that have lots of money.
Selfish and in it for themselves....
I have unfortunately dated a few and the end result with them is always the same. High Maintenance Women seem to be unstable with life in general and exceptionally needy towards men. Looking for that easy life. They also love to sue the ex's in court for money, so they don't have to work.

High maintenance woman

Has higher than normal expectations; has a greater requirement for affection or attention; has more needs and/or demands and therefore more difficult or challenging.
Doesn't equate to money or material possessions alone but may be needy in emotional attention and affection;picky, bratty, likes things her way, takes pride in her appearance, finicky. Usually very well put together and usually independent therefore requiring a lot out of aman to keep up with her.
"If you have to reassure her through texts email or calls that you're lucky to have her, sheks so pretty, etc...- she's a high maintenance woman"

"If you have to put effort into wooing her as a true gentleman should, be lucky that you've snagged yourself a hot attractive high maintenance woman"
High maintenance woman by B0ssladie December 17, 2011

High maintenance woman

A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).
John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"

Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026