High Amplitude Sucking

Noun. A trait of professors whose coursework is made difficult by presentation or articulation. Their subject is not inherently difficult, but may seem that way because of their wording/instructions.

Noun. Characterized by run-on sentences and wordiness. Written in a distracting cadence.

"That class is high amplitude sucking at its worst. It's as if her parents beat her every time she spoke directly."

"H.A.S. ruined my night. That entire chapter could have been summed up in a paragraph. I will never get those 2 hours of my life back."

"The H.A.S. is strong with this one. Gave me an all clear on a rough draft. Got a C on the final draft.

High Amplitude Sucking by Disenfranchised student 010100 November 29, 2013

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High Amplitude Sucking

When a girl gives the most intense fast-paced head. Characterized by an SPM (sucks per minute) of over 60.

See also: High Amplitude Sucking Paradigm

That girl from last night gave me some fine high amplitude sucking and left me feeling satisfied.

High Amplitude Sucking by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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