Hexcel 

Formally known as "Excel," but complements of the rage (and eye spasms) you feel from spending mind numbing hours in front of the computer screen working on spreadsheets, v-lookups, pivot tables, sumifs, conditional formatting, OCD formatting standards and blah blah blah, you can now only refer to it vehemently as "Hexcel." You direct this bitterness toward your computer screen as you feel your eyes could melt away from the exponential amount of size six font you constantly stare at and scroll through. You also feel that human contact is no longer an aspect of your job -- any and all conversing you partake in is done strictly through e-mail (even if the person you need to ask a question is a mere two feet away). This leaves you only more time to stare at Hexcel, becoming ever aware of how this program has "hexed" your life because you have recently been experiencing the early signs of carpel tunnel, blindness and internal combustion.

After manually entering cell FU68735 into your excel spreadsheet, you have a fit of "desk rage" when your company-wide drive crashes (which is a frequent occurrence), resulting in a loss of all information you have been keying for the past three days. Realizing you will have to redo EVERYTHING, you silently fume while becoming more and more violent with your keyboard as you re-enter all this information. Finally, the deadline for the project is up and you e-mail it off, relieved you are finished, proud of your hard work (done twice) and knowing your next project is due… yesterday. The e-mail you get back says: “What the hell am I going to do with this massive Excel spreadsheet? This is worthless.” You say: "Oh, you mean the massive Hexcel spreadsheet I spent four painstaking weeks creating and then recreating?” asdjabdabsdlasbdiwqeurdbasjhf bsDCsdbfshbf

Hexcel by MJANE85 May 12, 2009

heecel 

Heecel is a crazy person. She just loves that wine! She is generally always happy and usually is on a hangover. She has been arrested some times, but inside, you know she's the best!

She's so crazy! I bet she's a Heecel.

heecel by kechup_ November 16, 2019

heecel 

Heecel is a kind, outgoing person. She is very extroverted and would comfort anyone when they feel sad. Deep inside Heecel has some insecurities herself but never fail to hide it just for her friends. A Heecel also likes speaking in front of a crowd, amd typically is a smart and sensible person.

She's so outgoing! She must be a Heecel!

heecel by kechup_ November 16, 2019

Hexcellent 

What witches say when they're happy.

Golly Agatha, this cauldron is Hexcellent!

Hexcellent by Anthony T. Martinson October 26, 2009

Hexelent 

A moment, or object, or thought that is good

"i got a ferrari!"
"Hexelent!"

Hexelent by Lord of the Timisms July 27, 2006

hextell 

The act of hanging off the side of your car while receiving a blow job through the window.

"Dude on the way to the restaurant last night, i got Katy to pull over and hextell me"

hextell by katie marie February 23, 2014

Hecelimar 

She just.. slays the day away 😎

1: “Have you met Hecelimar?”
2: “No why?”
1: “She’s such a slay.”
2: “I think I might have math with her!”

Hecelimar by Taco.Bell-a January 19, 2023