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an extremly old teacher (or dinosaur) who fornicates with the male janitors when he THINKS no one is looking.
haley- i can't believe that Herzins man. when is he gonna die?

clara- he should fornicate with Tiberious, the new janitor.
dude, i'd pay money to see that.
Herzins by Haley Spring November 25, 2007
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Heroinsmith 

The very first video game which teaches you how to shoot up with real needles. Heroinsmith is a lot like it's predecessor, Heroin Hero, but it uses real needles and real heroin instead of simulated heroin. Heroinsmith is usually played before playing Rocksmith to help you relax before playing.
I fucked up my Rocksmith career by playing too much Heroinsmith.
Heroinsmith by TurkTurkleton January 7, 2012

herkinslackin 

Stupid or foolish lazy person
It can also mean generally ugly
You herkinslackin
herkinslackin by Wpuffy July 1, 2022
A Rare disease where your penis becomes plastic.You can get this by many ways, but the most common is sex with another man. It starts off as a common cold but can also start off with a severe pain in the genital region. As it progresses you notice you that you cant feel your penis anymore. Then after two to three weeks, your penis falls off. This disease has no cure so if you get it youre screwed.
Person 1: Hey man have you heard from Koontz yet. I heard he has a cold.
Person 2: Dude are you retarded its not a cold its the hermins.
Person 1: WHAT!!! The Hermins!!! You cant be serious.
Person 2: Yeah thank God he does. Now he will shut up about how big his penis is.
Person 1: Oh I guess your right. Thank God for the hermins.
Hermins by XxYandaxX March 21, 2011
People with this last name get all the girls
I wish I was as good with the ladies as herzing
herzing by Big cocktail 69 March 14, 2017

Herlinson 

Herlinson
He is a handsome, intelligent, hard-working and honest man. he has a beautiful smile and curly hair that suits him very well. Creativity and humor are his strengths. His girlfriend is lucky to have him. He is a diamond.
Herlinson
He is a handsome, intelligent, hard-working and honest man. he has a beautiful smile and curly hair that suits him very well. Creativity and humor are his strengths. His girlfriend is lucky to have him. He is a diamond.
Herlinson by Ladyblack November 23, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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