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Hepatitis T

An extention of the hepatitis series brought to you by Aids™. It includes symptoms such as an increase in tolerance regarding dead baby jokes and as well as a delayed fade of hair highlights.
My doctor diagnosed me with Hepatitis T yesterday. nO i dO nOt giVe a fUck kAren
by I love your pasta too January 13, 2020
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hepititis titty grease

when a man titty fucks a female and jizzes on her titties and gives her hepititis on her body
yo bombqshisha dont go out with colonial sanders I heard he has hepititis Whats the worst thing that could happen hepititis titty grease bitch!!!
by shawnsuks December 14, 2009
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Hepatitis C ya

Michael said "Hepatitis C ya" to his girlfriend when she cheated on him.
by HarmonBraxton January 13, 2019
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Hepatitis A-Z

STD(s) acquired via drinking Bell Delphine's bathwater.
"Aw man, I got hepatitis A-Z, I've got two months to live."
by DudeBroKowski September 15, 2021
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Hepatitis B

The best hepatitis out of all hepatitis's.
Nick: Damn Bro! I have hepatitis
Anthony: What type of hepatitis?
Nick: Hepatitis B.
Anthony: No Way! You are so LUCKY!
by Colorful_Crans November 20, 2019
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hepatitis

Hepatitis is a term that means inflammation of the liver.

Inflammation is a natural reaction of the body to injury and often causes swelling and tenderness.

Alcohol, chemicals, drugs and viruses can all cause hepatitis.

There are several different viruses that cause hepatitis, such as hepatitis A, hepatitis B or hepatitis C. Each of these viruses may produce similar symptoms and they can all infect and inflame the liver. The main difference between the viruses is how they are transmitted, the way they cause liver damage and the effects they have on a person's health.

Hepatitis is described as either an acute or chronic illness. An acute illness will only last a short time and although it may be severe, most people recover from the illness within a few weeks with no lasting effects. A chronic illness is one that lasts a long time, often for the rest of a person's life.
Hepatitis A is mostly transmitted through contact with contaminated faeces.

Hepatitis B is found in body fluids including blood, saliva, semen, mucus, vaginal fluid and breast milk. It can be easily transmitted through sexual activity, sharing injecting equipment, sharing toothbrushes or razors, unsterilised tattooing and body piercing equipment and from mother to child at birth.

Hepatitis C is transmitted by blood to blood contact only. This means that blood infected with hepatitis C must come into direct contact with the bloodstream of another person.
by Hepatitis Australia July 24, 2007
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hepatitis Q

A rare form of hepatitis hosted by the last girl left in the bar. Symptoms can include but are not limited to:
Itching, swelling, sneezing, being called a dousche, suprise, awkardness, stolen wallet, burning sensation, and fear that sombody took a picture. There is no known cure for Hep Q.
Dan picked up a nasty case of hepatitis Q last night from that skank, here, look at this picture!
by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006
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