Sticking your fingers up someone's butt when meeting them for the first time
I was surprised when Ben Boulware put his fingers up my butt, but then I remembered I was on the Clemson campus, and that that was just the classic Clemson hello that I had heard of.
by milkedwalnut January 10, 2017
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The Irish Hello is a newly coined term derived from the already famous phrase "The Irish Goodbye". Essentially, it is the opposite of the "Irish Goodbye". The perpetrator of the "Irish Hello" will hold court, and show up to a place, party, event, or meeting, uninvited, and unwanted without any foreseeable indication of their arrival. Its first origins date back to John Paul Occhipinti's famous exile and return to his home in Scranton, PA. John Paul Occhipinti left his son John Salvatore Occhipinti the reins of the home with permission to throw countless, and endless parties, only to return from Ocala, Florida with no notice, intentionally killing the buzz of the summer parties that were set to ensue.
John Salvatore Occhipinti was in the midst of a Blockbuster House Party only to receive "The Irish Hello" from his father, John Paul Occhipinti who was in a Mesh Beach T-Shirt waiting at the door. John Salvatore had to leave his Beer Pong Championship Match to help unload his father's luggage, knowing full and well this Irish Hello was the Irish Goodbye to raging hard as fuck.
by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019
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When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.
"Did you see Susie give Colin a Thai Hello last night?"
by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 29, 2018
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A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
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Band from Oconomowoc Wisconsin (respectively) circa. 2015
Originally From The Ashes We Rise Anew the band started as metalcore but subtly shifted to a deathgrind sound (respectively) after the name change
This controversial band is mostly anonymous with only alias's and the lead singer (former Angel) Yung bR@T, who's instagram is already pushing 6k+ instagram followers. What makes this band so surprising is that they are all still in high school as of now and the members are believed to be no older than 18 with a growing fan base and extreme controversial lyrics and singing style.
"Yo did you go see " The Hello Kitty Massacre " last night"
"Yeah i can't believe how brutal the vocals were for how young they are"
by Arishaffir December 11, 2017
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