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Classic Hitchman 

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.
James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

shebitchmanwhore 

Its a she but also a he who is a whore and a bitch also related to the Huumdaggle but not as severe
a man with female and male parts... who sleeps around and is a bitch
shebitchmanwhore by Willyjack April 17, 2003

Hebitching 

Someone or something with a terrible attitude in the morning usually and has to take it out on others
Evan wakes up still single and starts hebitching at everyone

Habitchuancer 

A female who frequently parses or adds unnecessary nuance to her male partner’s statements
My wife is such a habitchuancer. She claimed I called her fat when I simply offered to buy her maternity pants