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Often thought of as the strongest being on earth, Heartman has a simple body made of flesh and blood just like a human. His arms are humongous, and his legs are as well-muscled as the guys from Powerthirst. He is on steroids (crap he told me not to tell you that, he's gonna take a steaming dump on me now) but he works out 23 hours a day so that helps his muscle mass too. In the legendary story, "Albert the Fat Math Guy," Heartman is the main antagonist and is trying to kill Albert (later known as Bugaboo Man) and Trash Lady.
In the storied tale of "Albert the Fat Math Guy," Heartman kills Albert several times by just punching or kicking him. Naturally, Albert comes back to life every time just like 90% of the other characters do.
by John DoeNumberthree April 10, 2008
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The Great Deity Of Trash is one of the most feared martial artists in the world. Her beauty is unmatched, and her soft, sexy way of saying "Is this your trash?" is a major turn on. I love Trash Lady, she is a sexy beast, and I hope she will live forever. Just a piece of advice: Never, and I mean NEVER, smuggle trash away from her. SHE WILL CATCH YOU AND RAPE YOU!
I was in the lunchroom eating lunch with my friends. I decided to smuggle trash out of the lunchroom. I got to the door, when suddenly a seductive face belonging to Trash Lady appeared out of nowhere. It said to me, "Are you smuggling trash?"
Let's just say, I will NEVER, EVER be the same.
by John DoeNumberthree April 10, 2008
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