Hard Money

When you getting hard money! You working hard for yo Money!!

Yo Ya boy G ZedZ is going ape shit bro!

Ya cuz that’s what we do, we ain’t getting nuttin but hard money! All I do is shit, eat and breath goddam hard money!!

by Bruce CoKane June 4, 2019

hard money

Any money in coin form, not paper. Most commonly refered to as “hard money” when people see loose change on the street. This occurrence prompts the people who saw the coins to drop what they’re doing, put their hands up, and say “hard monayy!” The origin of this action is unknown, but said to be good luck.

Person 1: Oh, so you work at a bank counting coins?
Person 2: Yeah, I handle a lot of hard money on a daily basis.

by Thefoxofflames October 8, 2017

I work hard for the money

A saying that people named Chandler use to describe how hard they work when they really don't.

Co-worker: Chandler you have been on break for the last 45 mins stop slacking. Chandler: I work hard for the money goddammit.

by Nysgari August 11, 2019

Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.

Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.

by Gary Vee May 13, 2019

She Works Hard for the Money

She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Onetta there in the corner stand
And she wonders where she is
And it's strange to her
Some people seem to have everything
Nine a.m. on the hour hand
And she's waiting for the bell
And she's looking real pretty
Just wait for her clientele
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right

She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Twenty-eight years have come and gone
And she's seen a lot of tears
Of the ones who come in
They really seem to need her there
It's a sacrifice working day to day
For little money, just tips for pay
But it's worth it all
Just to hear them say that they care
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Already knows
She's seen her bad times
Already knows
These are the good times
Never sell out
She never will
Not for a dollar bill
She works hard
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
Hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right, alright
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works so hard for the money
So you better treat her right, alright
She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
She works hard for the money
So you better treat her right

by Gothic Miscreant September 27, 2023

Hard Problem of Money

The problem of its intrinsic valuelessness. Money is a collective hallucination with no inherent worth (a paper dollar, a digital bit). Its value derives solely from the shared belief that others will accept it for goods and services. The hard problem is maintaining this fragile consensus, especially as money becomes increasingly abstracted (from gold to paper to digits to cryptocurrencies). The entire global economy rests on a confidence game. If that faith evaporates, the "value" vanishes instantly, revealing money as a pure social construct of trust—the most powerful and volatile fiction ever created.

Example: A central bank performs "quantitative easing"—it creates billions of dollars by electronically altering numbers in bank accounts. No new goods or services exist, but the money supply grows. If people believe this new money is "real," inflation may be controlled. If they lose faith, hyperinflation ensues. The hard problem: Money's value isn't in the paper or the number; it's in the shared psychology of a population. It's a story we all tell each other, and the economy is the act of everyone continuing to believe the plot. It works until, suddenly, it doesn't. Hard Problem of Money.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026