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A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.
Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "'re really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."
by Peter Bradstock May 08, 2004
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The feeling a trans person gets when he/she/they are able to start presenting as the gender they identify as and people start treating them accordingly
When they used my proper pronouns, my gender dysphoria became gender euphoria
by Black_berry September 13, 2018
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1. old guy with glasses and a cane
2. the creator of
3. a mole
4. pertaining to extreme coolness or ridiculously good web-making
HansMoleman is, by far, the bestest website maker
by The Mole Hole January 26, 2004
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A large mole situated above the penile region that turns the female status away from the genitals, therefore receiving no oral pleasure ever in there lifetime.
Did u see that Josh Brown kid today, god he has a wopper of a hans moleman
by Mason Ward December 11, 2007
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