by Smokysmoldoll August 12, 2021
by RE1776 July 9, 2022
"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"
"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"
"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"
"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"
"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"
"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"
"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"
"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"
"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"
"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"
"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"
by King Quarmby June 28, 2021
A Katie Hancock is a very special, unique and genuine girl, she is strong, resilient, beautiful, happy and positive. To even look at a Katie Hancock you will strike you with happiness and joy. Whenever you hear her sing her voice lights up the room and melts the hearts of every surrounding person. She is so delightful and her beautifully bright eyes are similar to something out of a storybook and her long tassels of hair are similar to silk. Anyone who has the pleasure of meeting a Katie Hancock is the luckiest alive. She is someone unforgettable so make sure to grab hold and never let go to your friendship as the best times are yet to come!
by NamelyDefinitions November 16, 2018
by Brandon hancock September 23, 2019
Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever
so cute and lovable
will brighten your day
biggest penis on earth
the best person ever
so cute and lovable
will brighten your day
biggest penis on earth
by tylaj November 25, 2021
To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021