Hamilton Wenham 

Hamilton Wenham is a small town in Massachusetts. It is 99.9% white and .1% half white. Known as a town with nothing to do you can often find the kids going to nearby towns such as Beverly and Gloucester. Here there is still nothing to do, but a little less nothing. Contrary to popular belief the local hang out is not the Black Cow, but instead it is Nick's Roast Beef, which in case you wanted to know, is in Beverly, not Hamilton or Wenham.
These towns have two claims to fame. First, Myopia, every teenager hates it. Every Grandparent loves it, but has to wait until they die to get in, off the waiting list. Myopia is known for its posh golf course and masses of horses. It often hosts Polo games, which no one from Hamilton-Wenham goes to, unless they're working there.
Its second claim to fame is the Patton family. It sums it all up by saying General George S. Patton was the last remotely famous person from Hamilton Wenham, and he's from World War II.

"I'm from Hamilton Wenham."
"Oh, you must be rich"

"I'm from Hamilton Wenham."
"Oh, do you ride horses?"

Hamilton Wenham by Steven Parry November 7, 2005

Hamilton Wenham 

If you've been to Hamilton Wenham, leave. It's filled with white kids that can't play sports, and when they lose their dad's give them a pat on the back sayixng "sport we're going to the yacht club after no worries." It's 99.9% white, and the other .1% is that one black kid in school who is from Gordon Conwell and is gone the next year. If you want to do anything, there is nothing to do. There is only like 1 restaurant, if you go you will see the entire population of Hamilton Wenham there. The only thing to look at is the amount of old people taking their daily jogs. It might be the worst town to get stuck in because #1 there are no hotels #2 NO SELL SERVICE #3 There will be no one to help you, instead the police will be busy catching the 16 year old spoiled brats driving Lamborghinis. There is one thing people are decent at here, and it's golf. Catch those old people at world renown "Myopia Hunt Club," but we all know that no one as ever heard of it before.

"Hey are you from Hamilton Wenham?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"
"You're wearing vineyard vines."

Hamilton Wenham by dadloveslittleboys69 December 1, 2018

Hamilton Wenham 

Hamilton-wenham is a town in massachusetts about the size of my asscrack! its tiny! residents spend their time juuling and they all look up to fionacoy on instagram! its also like 100% white!

those hamilton wenham kids sure like saying the n word

Hamilton Wenham by panic at the TØP concert October 3, 2018

Hamilton-Wenham Regional High School 

The definition of prep school. It is 99% white and 1%asian it is filled with white girls sipping on their venti starbucks the students drive their dads old Audi or BMW or their moms old Land Rover. The only clothing brands you will find there is vineyard vines padagonia or the north face most of the students are vaping the bathrooms and smacking gum in class there are about 700students so it is not exactly a small school. Most kids come from a rich family with an average income of 800,000 or more poor kids have an average income of less then 400,000 the staff does not give a shut what students do even though it is a top high school in mass. All of the dads are watching the red sox while every mom attends every school game even if their kids are not playing. They show up in a Mercedes Benz or Land Rover wearing a Patagonia Jacket with pajamas pants and uggs with a Luis Vatton bag and a new Apple Watch drinking a mocha latte from Starbucks. There is a large traffic jam at the end of the day while all of the students rush out and obey zero traffic laws to get home to their daddy’s 4million crib. All of the families and students are true massholes

Hey what school do you go to? I go to Hamilton-Wenham Regional High School. Oh fuck you you rich dushbGG.

Hamilton-Wenham Regional High School by I frijol love visto December 18, 2018