The period in the work bathroom between the actual act of defecating and wiping one's ass. This period was previously spent on the "sports section halftime", but is now the Blackberry Halftime, spent replying to inane questions from your boss.
Creepy Coworker: Long time in the bathroom there Jim...
You: Yeah, long blackberry halftime. Had to reply to the email about the meeting next week.
by flamewar November 14, 2011
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the most disappointing halftime show to date, promising sweet victory, but providing sicko mode instead.
The Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show was a huge letdown. Let's dislike it on YouTube!
by wulfbrick February 4, 2019
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The greatest Halftime Show of all time. Better than Prince.
"Last week's Super Bowl Halftime was better"
"The Weeknd is mid bro"
"Pepsi Super Bowl LVI Halftime Show was garbage"
"Ratio"
by Jt91108 March 15, 2022
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When you take Half a Perc(Oxycodone) and Half a Xanax(Alprazolam). One of the best feelings in the world.

-MGP
“Half a perky half a xanny nigga half time”
Lyrics from Young Thug - Halftime

“Bro I’m about to go up a halftime real quick I’m tryna get high”
by SackRunna223 August 6, 2021
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The feeling that you get, typically at the halftime of a football game, after you've been drunk during the day but it has started to wear off. Symptoms include mild headache, watery-mouth, and the insatiable desire to obtain more booze to prevent full-on sobriety.
"Dude...we need to find some more beer around here somewhere, I'm startin' to feel a Halftime Hangover sinking in"
by Mike_Garfunkle November 19, 2015
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When someone ditches the halftime festivities to get some pussy out in there truck.
by lempson6 November 4, 2018
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