hairy arse

A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"

"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"

by tony howard May 4, 2007

hairy arse brigade

Nightclub bouncers/doormen who chuck out drunks and trouble causers OR muscle bound men who support prison officers in 'calming' down bad behaving prisoners.

Prison officer: I got spat at while passing cell 37 so I pressed my button and the hairy arse brigade came to my aide.

by Disco Dave November 9, 2007