Originating in the American Northwest, HWDB is a pandemic sweeping the United States and isolated parts of the globe. HWDB can cause attractive women to accompany lesser humans, only referred to as men, on account of an attached male genitalia. A cure is currently being sought.
Reference hottie and douche bag
Dave: "Cripes! Check out that one, she's smokin!... Oh! Wait, she has HWDB.. how unfortunate.."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)