Originating in the American Northwest, HWDB is a pandemic sweeping the United States and isolated parts of the globe. HWDB can cause attractive women to accompany lesser humans, only referred to as men, on account of an attached male genitalia. A cure is currently being sought.
Reference hottie and douche bag
Dave: "Cripes! Check out that one, she's smokin!... Oh! Wait, she has HWDB.. how unfortunate.."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.