A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.

hump me dump me by maxwags May 3, 2018

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OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY

WHERE YOU CUM IN HER SO MUCH SHE CALLS YOU A CUNT FUCKER

OH DADDY YOU ARE MAKING MY CUNT LEAK WITH YOUR CUM YOU SEXY CUNT FUCK OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY

OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY by do A FlIp November 1, 2019

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.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9.

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9.

.9. A Bear Is Trying To Dry Hump Me.9. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 21, 2025

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Get Me Some Hump

What happens when your ex has your kids for the night & you...

"He has the kids tonight, so I'm gonna get me some hump!"

Seriously... This was shouted out in a crowded city bus, much to the amusement of the other riders!

Get Me Some Hump by =^_^= MR30W =^_^= July 4, 2008

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