the fear of long words, which, ironically, is so ridiculously long that even people without hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia may get overwhelmed by it
Pam: so you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Ellen: SHHH
Pam: *grins*
Ellen: don't you dare
Pam: iiiiiiiiiit's SUPERCALIFRAGILI--
Ellen: *runs away, screaming*
by fanwaffles March 21, 2015
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George: Kaleidoscopical

Tom: HOLY FUCK

George: dude whats your problem your acting like you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Tom: Dude seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP
by spencer hastings December 01, 2013
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A ridiculously long word describing the phobia of one towards long words. Very ironic ah. ha. ha.
Hey Clark: Hey I heard you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Clark: TOM DON'T ASHDHGSDSFDOIRYUIER!!!! *mumbles random shit being scared out of his underwear*

Tom: Hehehehe, how do you tell the psychiatrist?

Clark: I have hipposdjsdjksdhjjds!!! *mumbles vacuous crap in terror*
by Double Trouble and the dog. February 08, 2012
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: an, innapropriaitely named, fear of long words.
Catherine: You look positively petrified, my good sire. Do you possess hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, by chance?
Jimmy: Yeah, I have hippopotomonst- FUCK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEE!! LOCK THE DOORS!! LOCK THE DOOORRRRS!!
by JanisTheLunchLady November 05, 2013
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Jimmy: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Joe: STOP IT!!!
Jimmy: you have a major case of Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
by nunya bizness! December 11, 2007
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Person 1: Hey, I just got diagnosed with Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (a lung disease).

Person 2: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Person 1: Oh, do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by JJJake June 30, 2023
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Doctor: I jut finished the lab results.
Patient: Is it serious?
Doctor: Yes it is.
Patient: Do I have cancer?
Doctor: No, you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *faints*
by Bring Back Toon Disney! April 18, 2014
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