hard off 

The exact opposite of a hard on.
To lose one's erection or sexual urge.
A deflation of the penis due to an unsavory experience or sight.
Also spelled hardoff, hard-off
See also boner-killer

Rosie O'Donnell gives me a hard off.

hard off by robin graves February 21, 2004

hard off 

noun

To experience something which turns one off or makes one lose sexual interest in the current situation.

antonyms:

hard on

Bro 1: Bro I was just watching these two chicks going at it but it was all downhill from there.

Bro2: Geez bro, that sounds great, what happened?

Bro1: One of them whipped out a dick, gave me a total hard off.

Bro2: Bonerkill and a half, man.

hard off by cahill4554 March 17, 2011

Hard off 

Beastin’
Obsessive

Desperate

Usually for money.

When your drug dealer constantly hitting you up that they got ‘fire’ when it’s always garbage.

They got you up for the 18th time in 3 days ‘yo come through. I got that fire’
‘Nah man. I’m good. Are you really that hard off for my money’

When your one friend is always dressed with some flashy accessory or piece of clothing.
‘Are you really that hard off to make some kind of first impression’

When you borrow $5 from your coworker because you left your wallet home. They text you that night reminding you. Then first thing when you get in the next day

‘Yo you got that $5’
‘Yeah just gotta get change when we stop at Quick Chek’
Before you can get your wallet out when you get back to the truck

‘Yo were you able to get change’
‘Shit man. Are you really that hard off for $5’

Hard off by Longstrides March 27, 2020

Hard-Off 

When you sober up while fucking an ugly broad (Swamp Donkey), the penis actually retacts inword.

Fuckin fat bitch was so ugly I got the worst hard-off ever

Hard-Off by Cellodude February 8, 2006

hard-off 

a switch on a penis implant, that lowers it.

a big hardware chain in Japan.

a video game

"I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch

jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,

but you have no idea."

"What now?"

"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather

anyway."

hard-off by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012

Caught off Hard

1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.

2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.

Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*

*next day*

Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...

Caught off Hard by AHS-Buddies December 30, 2012

off the hard 

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

off the hard by chillagen June 10, 2005