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chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand 

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

C H O N C K Y 

A big boi. Very large and intimidating. Usually refers to a choncky floofer but can apply to any chonky boi with a masive aura of chonk. The next level up from chunky.
Kai: "Look at that boi. He C H O N C K Y"
Meg: "Oof! Big chonk. What a massive boi."
Kai: "Almost too chonky to pat"
Meg: "watch me"
C H O N C K Y by Dom Fra Memes November 25, 2018

c h o n k 

A CHONKIE BOI (BIG BOY) HE SO BIGG PEOPLE SAY ''OH LAWD HE COMING'' TO DESCRIBE HIM
Man1:OH LAWD HE A CHONK (the C H O N K IS A BIG BOI )
Man2: OH LAWD HE COMING
c h o n k by Jboy97 October 11, 2019

Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick) 

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.
"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

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