Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Grumblejack 

Any corpulant old man who grunts loudely in public showers, lockerooms and bathrooms. Although not a necesity, the grumblejack's body is usually covered in a think mat of greying hair, and on occasion a mid-sized bling blingaround the neck. Commen pastimes of the grumbljack include grunting loudely in public showers and bathrooms, and walking around naked in lockerrooms, especially in the suana when there are small boys present. The Grumblejack is known for his heavenly scent, which can often be used to lure unwary travelers into hearing range of the loud grunts and grumbles.
"Hey timmy, what's that spledid odor wafting towards use from that shower stall?" "I don't know billy, lets take our cloths off and go find out" "Grunnntt grumble grumble grunnntttt"
Grumblejack by Spenser P September 3, 2004

Grumblejack 

Any overweight man who loudly grunts while doing common tasks, such as walking or dressing oneself. Although not appealing to the eyes, the grumblejack's scent is a little slice of heaven.
Grrnt Grumble Umph Grshdh
Grumblejack by Keith G July 26, 2004

Gumblefuck

A person who's usually normal, but occasionally makes idiotic remarks.
Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.

rumblefuck 

syn. "to get ones dick rocked"
The Vols rumblefucked their way to a win over Vandy last Saturday.
rumblefuck by Teabagus Maximus November 21, 2009

grunglefuck 

When a gaggle of geese fuck
grunglefuck by Grungleflump March 5, 2022

grumplefuck 

Man, that guy Dan is a grumplefuck.
grumplefuck by Auntie Pigtails July 27, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
Load more