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Gretchen Wieners

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019
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Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.
Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"
by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023
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