Greinke

Total and complete dominance by a starting pitcher in Major League Baseball.

Did you see him pitch tonight? He was totally Greinke!

by Denkinger85 May 5, 2009

Zack Greinke

A major league pitcher for the Kansas City Royals. Holds the club record for most strikeouts in a single game (15), August 25, 2009. Utterly gorgeous.

That Zack Greinke is so beautiful.

by remy789 August 27, 2009

Matt grinke

KermitBud ofcourse, the youtube guy with the Kermit voice

Dang did you see Matt Grinke at the party, he sounded like Kermit the frog

by MagnumPie June 21, 2008

Greinerism

A disease characterized by alcoholism, drug addiction, anti-social behavior, crime, and agricultural inclinations. It often involves those who get belligerent when they are drunk and spend time in prison. This disease was first spotted off the shores of Lake Michigan amongst a family of loggers hailing from Germany. It is still prevalent in rural Michigan today.

"Dammit, Jeremy Greiner is spending ANOTHER summer in jail and Grammy doesn't want to pay his bond. Man, this family has Greinerism."

"I ain't fixin' to let Bill Greiner drive my Deere no mo'. He always goes out there drivin' drunk and breaks it."

by Erica Romar December 31, 2011

greiner

a green penis

"Hey did you know that Todd has a full on greiner? Wonder how he got it.

by hi my name is big boobs January 2, 2023

Greinked

When a baseball player gets owned by all-star pitcher Zack Greinke. Can be written Greinke'd.

Fan: Dude, A-Rod just struck out looking...
Fan 2 to A-Rod: You have just been Greinked

by CTGTBM October 21, 2009

Nicki Greiner

Nicki Greiner a queen, one of a kind.

damn did you see Nicki Greiner??

hell yeah shes a queen

by megan the millionare August 19, 2018