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green long sleeve shirt test

A test of objective internet authenticity where the person being sequestered is asked to take a photo of him or herself wearing a green shirt with/in front of/near the object in question.

Originated from the Mugen parts topic of the worlds largest Honda enthusiast forum, this was first used to prove the authenticity of a Honda del Sol Mugen front bumper cover.
Memphis: Hey I own a jet ski!
Vega: Prove it!
Memphis: How?
Vega: By taking the green long sleeve shirt test!
Memphis: What's that?
Vega: Take a picture of yourself while you are eating a jelly dough-nut next to your jet ski pointing at it while you hold a calendar with my birth-date circled, and you must be wearing a green long sleeve shirt...

green sleeper 

Eating too many Xanax and violently vomiting on your partners chest while having sex and promptly passing out on top of your partner sandwiching the vomit between your body’s
Jake got kicked out out of Ayanna’s house because he got her with the ole’ Green Sleeper.

greensleeves 

As is a reference to having sex on a lawn and the resulting green grass-stained clothing, greensleeves may also be used in a broader context to generally mean having sex in public.
The risk of being watched while going greensleeves during a music festival could be a Porn theme/fantasy.
greensleeves by superfunker June 16, 2015

greensleeves 

An hour into our hike, we stopped for greensleeves.
greensleeves by superfunker June 16, 2015

greensleeves 

A naughty reference to a couple meeting on a green lawn for an assignation resulting in grass-stained greensleeves.
The cupidity of the newlyweds climaxed with greensleeves in the park.
greensleeves by superfunker June 16, 2015

Joe Greensleeves 

1) An unknown restaurant thats looks cozy, inviting and reasonable but, once inspected, turns out to be pretentious and over priced.
2) A place of business that appears one way on the outside, but has a completely different, usually worse, character on the inside.
1) We went to check out this new place, but it turned out to be a Joe Greensleeves, so we just went somewhere else.
2) The outside looked really cool, but inside was like Joe Greensleeves.
Joe Greensleeves by Kris ZM June 14, 2008