greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008

Light-green Soldier

Member of the street military. You.

"The Light-green Soldiers sound like Crayola Crayon workers on strike."
Shut the fuck up before I kill you."

by AK47 February 7, 2004

geek-soldier

A geek who, after playing enough FPS, believes he/she is fit to join the Army. Possesses just enough mental instability to get in. Ironically, the time spent pwning n00bs has made them pale, frail and physically unfit.

The Canadian Armed Forces reserve is full of geek-soldiers and tools.

by AlexeiB. February 26, 2005

green card soldier

Generic catch-all term for non-citizen enlistees in the United States Armed forces. The history of foreign nationals being recruited into the US Army is one that goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War and has continued to the present day in the form of Military Accessions Vital to the National Interest (MAVNI) and other programs that allow non-citizens to join, granting them citizenship in exchange for honorable service. Although theoretically only open to legal, documented residents, there have been many instances of undocumented immigrants, particularly recipients of the DREAM Act, enrolling in the past.

This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."

America is betraying it's green card soldiers.

by garcalej August 21, 2018