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Greek Cheese 

#1 A douchebag of Greek descent whose douchebaggery is so pronounced that it causes the offender to smell like cheese. This offensive dairy aroma should serve to warn others that conversations with this person will lead to the desire to bang your head against a brick wall.

#2 A greasy, unsnipped foreigner who trains dogs, and pounds unsuspecting ladies in the ass, or, on occasion pounds unsuspecting dogs in the ass

#3 A tasty addition to any salad
Ugh...Greek Cheese is talking about sharp/shy dogs again. I bet he likes sharp/shy ass pounding
Greek Cheese by SPP Mafia March 26, 2009

greek cheese 

the name given to a semen-covered shit taken after anal intercourse.
"Just after I had buried my seed deep into Cecil's upper colon, he sqatted over my chest and squeezed out a big, nasty lump of greek cheese"

green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke
kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself

The Green Cheese Slam 

The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.
(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby

Is the moon made of green cheese? 

Is the moon made of green cheese?
Is something you say in response to someone else saying something dumb :)
Person: I want King Julien to be real
Me: is the moon made of green cheese?

Green Cheese Manure

The name a young boy gave to a teenager's green cheek conure. The teenager said "green cheek conure", and the boy said, "green cheese manure". Not to be confused with mouldy cheese on a pile of crap, this is some raunchy sounding bird by the looks of it.
Hoyce called the green cheek conure a green cheese manure.
Josh's conure was supposed to be a green cheese manure.
This green cheese manure is not mouldy cheese on a pile of crap.
Did you eat green cheese before?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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