Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013

golden deceiver

A blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. Nice body, shame about the boat race!

I was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right "golden deceiver". Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006