This is the friend in ones group who is the most extreme and willing to shed all dignity in order to gain laughs from any given audience. He may be a little racist and if multiple people chant his name, he will get naked and do the mangina while raising his hands as if he just stuck a landing in an Olympic gymnastics competition.
its when you doing something thats super sketchy, or clutch and you pull through by the skin on your teeth. It pertains to anything extreme and psuedo-extreme like snowboarding, skateboarding, a clutch play at madden, a winning shot in a pig game (as long as it was super sick with it), driving like a dare devil. Comes from the idea of starsky and hutch.
I was mobbin down the slopes dawg and i hit the booter, man i was flyin like a squirrel and i still pulled my board under and stuck that sheez... boy you better believe it was gnarski and clutch, i'd been f*** up
Gnarkles looks full of Dispare.haunted by ancient pedophilic spirits taking on the form of pots and pans. He watches over children and has a booty like no other. infidelity is the name of gnarkles game. Known to be adulterous yet altruistic. Find his melancholy face blankly watching over the crime ridden streets of tacoma, but dont bring any wifey material ;))
Me:I keep having nightmares about a weird pots and pans man drinking my fears out of a starbucks to go mug.
My mom: sounds like Gnarkles, you're days are numbered.