Glizzy Gobbler.

A male named Aiden who is a simp a furry and (possibly) gay.

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Yea that's Aiden because aiden is a Glizzy Gobbler.

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Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.

"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."

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"Man, James' really eating that glizzy like a glizzy gobbler!"

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Someone who is “mad sus” while consuming a glizzy.

Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.

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Tim: shes a hoe
john: a Glizzy gobbler

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Somebody that absolutely destroys glizzys. They can swallow 5 glizzys/hotdogs at once. They have infinite power.

Me: I hope I can acquire the power of a glizzy gobbler one day

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Someone who exemplifies at eating da Glizzy.

“Goddamn Mike you a real Glizzy Gobbler!”

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