Gler

One engaged in an activity causing him or her to look like a fool or pathetic loser. Short for struggler.

Note: Can also be used in the expression "TGM" short for total gler move

"Did you see she spelled the word wrong on the shirts she printed for everyone?"

"What a gler"

by Glernation August 26, 2014

gler

Gler was a young lad from Long Island. His real name was Zach but nobody cared about that. To everyone he was Gler. For some reason he would say nothing but Gler, and every word he uttered ended with the suffix "-ler." Therefor, normal conversations such as "How about this weather?" would turn into mental shitfests like "How about this weatherler? Gler!" Nobody liked him, and he had a penchant for talking about some guy who always blew his load way too early (preamler).

His most redeeming quality is his mother, who is super hot. She is known as Milfler.

Gler was bragging about how many winglers he ate, but we ignored the little fagler.

by Jack London, of Call of the Wild fame. May 1, 2005

Gler

Both the sticky mucus produced in ones throat when faced with something displeasing and the noise one makes when faced with said something.

"oi, want some of this?" Said Thomas
"Gler! yuck" Said Hayley

by pants_the November 2, 2018

Fig-gler

One who plays with themselves.

Oh my goodness... Hes a fig-gler!!

by Cocoasunshinequeen January 1, 2017

glerpes

Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.

Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.

by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

glern scoot

The worst science teacher you could ever possible have. He never has any idea what hes doing, and to make up for his dull attitude, he attempts to do an experiment, but almost blows his face off.

"This teacher is totally a glern scoot"
"I know man, its brutal..."

by Prisane January 6, 2016

glerm

A term used to refer to a friend or group of friends, similar to the words buddy, pal, or dude.

It was created jokingly in a Disney Channel advertisement and then adopted by The Owl House fans.

Sup glerms? Wanna hang out?

by Tea Raven October 1, 2020