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Glenmoore

A small Suburban and somewhat rural area 45 minutes North West of Philadelphia. Glenmoore is a place where thousands of people but not in clsoe proximity. It is an area that is booming with new housing, and yet is not close to anything. Anyone who lives in Glenmoore PA probably goes to a Downingtown School. Everyone who lives in Glenmoore is forced to drive 5-10 miles to go to anywhere to hang out.
Why did it take you so long to get here?
"I live in Glenmoore"

Damn, Glenmoore is in the middle of nowhere!
by Nagle August 17, 2006
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Glenmoore

Quite possibly the greatest region within the encompassing land mass that is North America. It has been regarded as "charmingly off-putting; full of joyful malaise" by a flattering Times news magazine's cover article: "Glenmoore kicks ass, you infidel scum." Conversely, critics of the area have labelled it "...stellar, but not tremendous...", or "...ALMOST a Utopian land of prosper.", or "...full of physical, mental, and spiritual well being, but no water park". Regardless of opinion, Glenmoore is generally accepted to have been the insurmountable fore-front of all that is positive and contributory to the advancement of culture and civilization.
Glenmoore, as a physical town, once banded together and conquered Native Americans living south of present-day West Virginia. The Native Americans were slaughtered. Their flesh was then adeptly removed, cured, and used as a recording media in architectural design.

A top-level operative of the former-Soviet Union's KGB organization once condemned this area as "deviant, and strongly diverging from the commonly accepted bounds of organized society." For his ill words, the man was struck down by an enigmatic occurence of lightning, which then served as a catalyst in a massive inferno which consumed his large villa and, consequently, family.
by Glenmoore expert July 16, 2008
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Glenforest secondary school

A "ghetto" school in mississauga that is known for having a large majority of brown and asian kids because of the IB program, even though it is consider "ghetto" it actually has a lot of money because of government funding.

But when you take a look at the school you wonder where all the money went.
Pocock kid: You go to glenforest secondary school, arent they poor?
Glen kid: naw b, we can actually afford math text books. But I'm sure your school wouldnt know about that.
by sparroww September 29, 2011
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Glencore

Synonymous with the phrase 'despicable cunts'.
Responsible for acid-rain, acid-rivers and stealing of conflict materials, as well as murder, rape, pillaging and displacement, both directly and by proxy.
Steve: How can I be the worst possible person, and keep a clean conscience?

John: Change your name to Glencore!
by TheBrownAvenger November 2, 2012
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Glenmoor King

(NOUN) Origin:Fremont CA. Also know as "GK". A male of Glenmoor residency, most commonly known to be white, and to supply themselves with an endless amount of booze, and or types of illegal paraphernalia. Known to wear Sperry's Top Siders, as well as Nike Janoski's, maybe even with such apparel as a polo, khaki pants/shorts, maybe a long with a North Face jacket.

*If ever in need of such person, either follow the trail of pool water that may follow closely behind, or make way to the senior benches*

History:
-For many are in fact a "GK" yet only one is know to have actually BRANDED himself with the so-called title of "GK", which is know to be found on his gluteus maximus, for this is only known by word of mouth. Pictures have surfaced, yet have been kept under extreme surveillance.

-Source of many broken hearts, and well remembered drunken incidents.
For if one was to attend Glenmoor Elementary, he is to be given the title of a Glenmoor King.
by WILDCAT December 3, 2013
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Glenmore High

The most brokest school in Rockhampton. Full of asians, durry munchers and autistic people.
Kyle : what school you go to?
Mike : Glenmore High
Kyle : Oh you got a smoke?

*walks past austistic person and they look at you so you look at them*
Autistic person: What the fuck you looking at cunt?!
by Mrs Bunn August 30, 2019
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glenmore park woolworths

An over priced grocery store on the outskirts of penrith ran by a selection of aggitated red headed people.
Kid: "Glenmore Park Woolworths sucks"
Mother: " I know son we will leave here in a minute if they open up a register instead of pretending to whipe down bench tops"
by Woops 😂 October 20, 2015
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