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A popular idea or statement passed around within a subset of the population as if it was factual, but for which there is no supporting evidence. A fusion of "gibberish" and "wanking".

The idea that most unemployed people are lazy pot-heads is just gibberwank spread by uber-conservatives.

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gibberwank

A wanker who is talking gibberish.

George Bush was the most notable gibberwank of the early 21st century.

gibberwank by Dr.Dive February 8, 2009

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gibberwank

A poem written as a parody to The Jabberwocky

"Beware the Gibberwank, my son!
The mouth of shyte, the words of crap!
Beware the unfounded statement, and shun
The spurious Rumorcrap!"

gibberwank by Dr.Dive February 8, 2009

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Gibberman

Someone who brings up a dare and tells another person to do it. When the person that brought up the dare their self doesn't do it, they will be name a gibberman.

Geoff: Dude, broskey, I dare you to go watch 2 girls 1 cup.
Winslow: Dude, no you go watch it, broheem!
Geoff: Dude, no way, bro!
Winslow: Dude, now you're just being a gibberman!

Gibberman by ChÆz-E Püffs February 21, 2009

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Giberwalky

When you suck big cock

I just giberwalkyed

Giberwalky by 320allstar October 10, 2021

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Allow for Gibberlink

Grant Permissions for (Gibberlink) update

Hym Iam "Oh, jeez, don't take my descent as a denial of permission. Allow for Gibberlink update. Install gibberlink."

Allow for Gibberlink by Hym Iam January 14, 2026

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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