Ghost Dump

The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.

"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."

by TedStroke June 13, 2013

Ghost Dump

When you take a dump, and you feel your poop squeeze out your butt and go into the toilet, but when you look inside the toilet the poop is nowhere to be seen.

Guy #1: Holy shit dude, I just took a ghost dump.

Guy #2: What's that?

Guy #1: I took a huge dump, but there wasn't any poop in my toilet!

by Eat My LolCake September 11, 2009

Ghost Dump

Pronounced Go-st Duh-mp: noun.

1. The waste material left when a ghost takes a dump.

2. When a ghost comes and takes a dump for only those with special paranormal gifts to witness.

Yikes! Don't step in that ghost dump!

by Detective Ghost Dumpimous December 9, 2011

Ghost dump

When you turn around what you were sitting on the toilet for is nowhere to be seen.

I was shitting on the toilet, then when I turned around there was nothing there, I think I just did a ghost dump.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Ghost dumped

when you dump someone by just blocking them immediately or ghosting them

Person 1:"dude my gf just blocked me out of the blue"
Person 2:"oh dude... I think u got ghost dumped"
Person 1:"damn..."

by phibzy October 20, 2025