Getting a Big Dick

Someone is getting a big dick when they try to prevent you from doing something you really want to do, when they get heavily angered/saddened at something small, or a mixture of both.

Person 1: "I need to leave work 30 minutes early tomorrow."

Person 2: "No. I don't give random breaks to my employees, who the hell do you think you are?"

Person 1: "Don't get such a big dick about it."

Person 1 to Person 3: "Wow, our boss was getting a big dick earlier."

by Chris Hardin February 10, 2009

national get your dick sucked day

If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to

Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me

by Doctor big penis September 21, 2020

get off my dick

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

by Nizwiz July 7, 2008

get off my dick

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

by get off my dick May 18, 2007

Get my dick out your mouth!!

Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.

John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.

George: Get my dick out your mouth!!

by jaydub114 July 30, 2007

get your dick outta' my chips

A way to tell someone that they are being nosy, or are getting in your business and bothering you.

Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"

by Hans Mantis April 8, 2008

get your dick off my back

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

by targonot May 14, 2015