Gerald's Game 

pertaining to a Stephen King novel, it means to handcuff someome to a bed and leave them for long periods of time.

That dominatrix would Gerald's Game you for the weekend if you piss her off.

Gerald's Game by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

gerald's child 

An anonymous account that creates confession pages and is responsible for cyber bullying on college campuses.

Guy 1: Did you see Gerald's Child's post this morning?
Guy 2: Yea, he was way out of line.

gerald's child by The mightiest duck December 4, 2013

Gerald's game 

Continuous streaming of black and white ; red and blue; green and orange ; patterns that confuse.

She/He kept the Virtual Reality headset on for hours without end everyday to see patterns emerge in Gerald's game.

Gerald's game by Angrypup October 17, 2023

grad school 

Limbo; purgatory; a place where you waste the best years of your life apprenticing for the PhD guild.

THE BAD:
- endless homework
- potentially asshole professors
- little social life
- boring repetitive classes
- dull TA work
- shit pay
- you might end up in the middle of nowhere
- constant moving massacres relationships. Remember the girlfriend who left you because she couldn't take the long-distance relationship? Your friends? The family you see for 2 weeks per year? Better forget them... Easier that way.
- having to teach obscenely hot 18 year olds without being able to touch them
- leads to frigidity and involuntary abstinence
- it's 4am. You went to class between 9 and 12. You ate pretzels for lunch, then you graded for 4 hours. Then you wrote homework. Now your eyes are bleeding and you have the urge to cut.
- once (if) you graduate, you have to move again, in order go to post-doc, which is the same as grad school except you get a few bucks more and you write fewer pages of homework
- incipient alcoholism

THE GOOD:
- incipient alcoholism
- easy ticket to the first world for talented third worlders
- easy ticket to a big city if you luck out
- you can really slack away if you play your cards right
- 3+ months of vacation
- sort of intellectual
- beats the fucking 9 to 5. You're making 40K working 40 hours a week with 2 weeks vacation? In grad school people can make ~20K with ~10 hours of work per week and 3 months vacation. You do the math.

I decided to go to grad school... Sure, I don't have a girlfriend... Or a car... And my friends from my old city have all but forgotten me... And I write 40 pages of homework per week... And the hot students I teach are driving me insane... And the old professor fucks are raping me at every opportunity... And I'm on a first name basis with the liquor store owner... But goddamn, at least I'm not in the 9 to 5! Yesterday, Wednesday the 12th, I slept until 1pm and then I watched 3 movies, played games for 4 hours, and drank 14 beers. Tomorrow, on Friday, I'll do the same. In a month it'll be summer again and I'll fly home to see my friends and get a nice tan... I used to think about graduation, but that was 2 years ago.
Yeah...

grad school by jack kane January 22, 2011

grad student 

slave

Grad students perform all the dull parts of research professors don't want to do.

grad student by Lugnut92 September 1, 2009

Grad School 

Short for Graduate School. A way of putting off entering the real world.

"She went to grad school to delay the inevitable, a real job"

Grad School by jln4jc January 13, 2009

grad school hot 

When mediocre-looking people are perceived to be more attractive than they actually are due to the confines and maladaptive effects of graduate school.

The phenomenon of mediocre-looking people finding themselves fought over by increasingly desperate people.

Is she hot or just grad school hot?

He's totally hot.
You've been in grad school too long. He's only grad school hot.

grad school hot by meaculpa20vt July 6, 2010