geordie shore

A "reality" tv show based in Newcastle, England, Uk
A terrible rip-off of Jersy Shore.

I never thought that they would make anything that was worse than Jersey Shore, but those money-hungry-idiot-using TV bosses managed to pull this one right out of their arses.

Description: A group of orange herpes ridden nobheads were all bunked into one house to have sex with each other and other whores from night clubs. All they seem to do is have sex, fake tan and wait... fake tan some more. Not to mention they are all uggers.

Girl: Lyk omg r u gunna wach that Geordie Shore

Boy: Wht? u mean Jersey Shore?

Girl: lyk no, lyke literary the English version

Boy: Nah, even i don't stoop that low...

geordie shore by TheNicestOne June 17, 2011

Geordie Shore

Rhyming term for "score" made popular by the retards from the MTV UK show "Geordie Shore". It is most commonly used when scoring in the sense of pulling a potential mate.

Jay: I went to Madame Koo's straight after the gym last night and hit five Jagerbombs before talking to a group of tangerine tarts from Jesmond.

Gaz: Nice one, did you Geordie Shore?

Jay: Yeah man I went home with Cheryl even though she's brutal.

Geordie Shore by Reginald P Sidebotham June 19, 2011