Gay syndrome 

When straight people are gay and they don’t know it.

First guy: Do you want to go to the gym?

Second guy: Nah Bro let’s play basketball

Third guy to the first: I think he got gay syndrome

Gay syndrome by hodenkobold March 11, 2021

gay syndrome 

when your too gay to have friends and or sexual partners

john: you so gay that you have gay syndrome

patty: awh darn

gay syndrome by timmy lukanburg July 1, 2019

gay syndrome 

when you’re too gay to have friends and or sexual partners

john: your so gay you have gay syndrome so we aren’t friends

patty: awh darn

gay syndrome by timmy lukanburg July 1, 2019

New Gay Syndrome 

The patterns of behavior frequently exhibited by (usually) young people who have recently come out, guided by a thirst to discover a world containing homosexuality and other homosexuals than themselves, which may strongly contrast to the heteronormative world they grew up in. Common behaviors include reading gay literature or watching gay films, using Wikipedia to memorize the names of all gay celebrities, or joining a gay club or group to meet friends or potential lovers. An occasional related behavior is the consumption of slash fanfiction.

When I had New Gay Syndrome, I read a bunch of lesbian romance novels. Glad I got that out of my system!

New Gay Syndrome by MudFlap33 September 15, 2010

Big Gay Syndrome 

Big Gay Syndrome is when a person is so stupid, they become an un-human, gay, mother fucker, so it is called Big Gay Syndrome.

Tom: I think Manveer has Big Gay Syndrome
Karl: I have Big Dick Syndrome

Big Gay Syndrome by I'm Balls Deep in your mom January 5, 2022

Suddenly Gay Syndrome

(Or also known as SGS) A condition when a popular and/or beloved character is suddenly changed from being heterosexual to being homosexual just to appeal to an audience that will never care for or show an interest in said character and their source or form of Media. Typically the affected character gets severe personality changes making them a complete unlikeable asshole. Although it is not required the character's new same sex romantic interest typically is a self -insert of the author who had infected the character with SGS.

Person 1: Did you see that new Superman comic?
Person 2: You mean that one where he contracts Suddenly Gay Syndrome? No way man I dont want to see how they disrespected my man supes.

Suddenly Gay Syndrome by Kitsuyumia October 30, 2021

gay dick syndrome

When you are straight but your dick is gay.

I tried to bang Shaquandra but couldn't get it up because of my Gay Dick Syndrome so I had to fuck Tyreke instead.

gay dick syndrome by Piss_Bread September 6, 2016